suikersmut:

do you ever just really get in the mood to suck fat dicks

ozu-teapot:

Die Nibelungen: Kriemhild’s Revenge - Fritz Lang - 1924

Margarete Schön in sexy eyebrow action

Anonymous asked: I wonder how Port felt when he witnessed the tremendous failure that was his army's latest drone?

Not surprised at all. Probably facepalmed and then did what the rest of us did and laughed and replayed the video over and over again later.

I mean really, what did you expect? For it to work? Ha, as if.

queijo-marmelada asked: Yes. lunie. Feel the Porto. Love the Porto. Touch the Porto. Show the Porto. One of us.

I have been accepted. Soon I shall be one with the Porto…

soon…

awesomeetsy:

(via Stretch twill Dragoon leggings by Crossfox on Etsy)

leppu:

I’ve made some hetalia fanart…… .. ….. …
I actually find the concept quite interesting. If I could just tell the characters apart.

Anonymous asked: I love Portugal's new drone!

IS IT THIS, I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS, I’M DYING

actually, a cardboard maid in a nursery rhyme was my hero because:

7 x 7 is 14, with 7 more it’s 21
I have 7 boyfriends and I don’t like any of them

what a player. 

she was also the only reason I managed to learn my 7x table, that nursery rhyme was very educational