Port this is what happens when you send your brother text messages telling him pretty ladies have dicks just so he backs off tsk tsk
Nah he’s actually pretty creative, although I think we could have gotten a better position that one time.
#YOU GUYS #YOU GUYS SRSLY THAT IS NOT HOW RECUMBENT BIKES WORK #GUYS SRSLY #YOU’LL FALL AND NED WILL GET HIS BALLS CAUGHT IN THE BIKE CHAIN #AND PORT WILL HAVE TO PEDDLE BOTH YOUR NAKED ASSES DOWN TO THE ER #THAT’S ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS THAT MAY SEEM CUTE TO YOU BUT IT’S ACTUALLY JUST KIND OF UPSETTING TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU #I CAN PROMISE YOU THE DOCTORS WON’T BE IMPRESSED
#NSFW #ACTUALLY IT TURNS OUT THE DOCTORS WERE IMPRESSED #BECAUSE PORT RIGGED UP A TOURNIQUET OUT OF THE CONDOM THEY WERE USING #BITCH COULD’VE BLED OUT BUT HE TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY #HE’S A GODDAMN HERO NOW #EXCEPT NED STILL HAD TO GET STITCHES AND HIS DICK LOOKS LIKE A ZOMBIE #THANK GOODNESS IT’S HALLOWEEN!!
[[I AM D E A D and GONE.]]
Why do you say these things, Char
'Hermano, you look so cute!'